Miffed

I have been feeling the physical effects of stress lately and so I decided last night to go back to carrying out relaxation and stress busting activities. Like inhaling lavender and meditating and listening to Beethoven and thinking about flowers. That kind of thing.

All my efforts were undone this morning firstly by my train being delayed due to "signal failure" and then by an evil pigeon from hell (I'm assuming it was a pigeon; the man in the dry cleaners' eyes widened as he saw the size of the stain so it certainly wasn't a wren.). And looking at the dispersion of pigeon evil my mind boggles at the ability of demonic pigeons to carry out malicious deeds in a curvilinear fashion.

I am very cross.